A Sultry Dream
Last night I had a sultry dream
of a tropical isle - all lush and green
palm trees, pineapple, cocoanut drinks
bikini tan babes, muscle brained hunks.
This talented group wanted to hang out with me
ya know, swimming, snorkeling, sailing asea
I looked in a mirror and to my surprise
I had long blond hair and big dreamy blue eyes
Batting my lashes like Marilyn Monroe
a kiss to myself I coyly did blow.
The next thing I knew I was up on a stage
singing and dancing with Nicolas Cage.
Just as ol' Nick was about to swing me
I was whisked away by Patrick McNee
Guess the 'Avengers' needed my aid
Emma Peel and the mystery of the stolen jade.
Apparently I solved the case
'cause next I was running in a cross-country race
with the Stooges - Curley, Larry and Moe
Man they could sprint - look at them go!
At the finish line an angel flew me into the sky
Ack! she suddenly dropped me and waved bye bye
Just then I woke up with a jolt and a start
Next time I'll know better than to eat that stale tart!
Last night I had a sultry dream
of a tropical isle - all lush and green
palm trees, pineapple, cocoanut drinks
bikini tan babes, muscle brained hunks.
This talented group wanted to hang out with me
ya know, swimming, snorkeling, sailing asea
I looked in a mirror and to my surprise
I had long blond hair and big dreamy blue eyes
Batting my lashes like Marilyn Monroe
a kiss to myself I coyly did blow.
The next thing I knew I was up on a stage
singing and dancing with Nicolas Cage.
Just as ol' Nick was about to swing me
I was whisked away by Patrick McNee
Guess the 'Avengers' needed my aid
Emma Peel and the mystery of the stolen jade.
Apparently I solved the case
'cause next I was running in a cross-country race
with the Stooges - Curley, Larry and Moe
Man they could sprint - look at them go!
At the finish line an angel flew me into the sky
Ack! she suddenly dropped me and waved bye bye
Just then I woke up with a jolt and a start
Next time I'll know better than to eat that stale tart!
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